Things You'd Never Hear a Redneck Say

• Wrasslin's fake.
• Gimme some o dat mineral water.
• You kids move from the back of the pick-up, it ain't safe!
• Do you think my hair is too big?
• I thought Graceland was tacky.
• Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
• The tires on that truck are too big.
• I've got it all on a floppy disk.
• Do you think this ball cap goes with this shirt?
• Damned if that polititian ain't honest!
• We're vegetarians.
• I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
• You can't feed that to the dog.
• Trim the fat off that steak.
• I just love the Opera
• Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.