Two American hunters are out hunting when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing so the other guy took out his cell phone and calls 911. He screamed to the operator: “I think my friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Please calm down sir. We can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then BANG, a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line, “OK, now what?“
