- What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
- A battery has a positive side
- Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
- Because she was a woman
- Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon?
- It doesn't need cleaning yet
- Why did God make woman last?
- He didn't want someone telling him what to do
- What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
- A widow
