If Bill Gates was a Redneck

1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders
2. The Recycle Bin in Winders'95 would be an outhouse
3. Winders'95 logo would incorporate the Confederate Flag
4. PowerPoint would be named ParPawnt
5. Microsoft's programming tools would be Vishul Basic and Vishul C++
6. New Shutdown wav: Y'all come back now, Yah hear?
7. Instead of VP, Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz"
8. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle
9. Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a heftybag
10. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of Ahh-ight or Naaaaa
11. Instead of ta-da the opening sound would be dueling banjos
12. Whenever you pulled up the sound player you'd hear a digitized drunk redneck yelling Feebird!
13. Instead of Start Me Up the Winders'95 theme song would be Achy-Braky Heart
14. Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am
15. Microsoft Office replaced with Micrasawft Henhouse
16. Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver
17. Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire...
18. Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor Pull Simulator
19. Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates