You Might Be a Redneck if...

1. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
2. You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines.“
3. You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company.
4. You think "taking out the trash“ means taking your in-laws to a movie.
5. You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
6. You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.
7. You think safe sex is a padded headboard.
8. You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.
9. Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
10. You refer to the fifth grade as, "your senior year".
11. Your parents met at a family reunion.
12. You stare at an orange juice container because it says, "CONCENTRATE".
13. The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
14. They just raised the drinking age in your state to 32 on account of they wanted to keep alcohol out of the schools
15. Your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.