Two ministers doing missionary work in an African Jungle are captured by a tribe and tied to stakes. The chief says to them, "You have a choice – death, or booga..?"
The first guy says, "Well, I don’t wanna die so I guess booga." The chief shouts "BOOGA!" and then 40 members of the tribe dance around and f*cks him in the a$$.
The chief then asks the second minister, "Now you have a choice, death or booga?." He says "Well, my religion does not allow me booga, so I suppose it must be death." The chief says, "Very well," and he shouts "DEATH BY BOOGA..!