A man and his friend were playing golf one day at their favorite golf course. One of them was about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
