There was a man at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for almost an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver sits next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst day of my life. First, I fell asleep, and I was late to work. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I called a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I went home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
