Doctor: "I've got some bad news for you. You are terminally ill."
Patient: "Is there anything I can do?"
Doctor: "I'm sorry, nothing."
Patient: "There has to be something..."
Doctor: "No, nothing."
Patient: "Nothing at all?"
Doctor: "Well, you can start taking mud baths."
Patient: "Does that help?"
Doctor: "Not really, but your body will start to get used to being in the earth."
