An army camp in an Afghanistan desert had just received a new commander. During his first inspection he saw a camel tied to a tree just outside the camp.
The commander asked what the camel is for, and one of the soldiers said that sometimes the men get very lonely since there aren't any women there, and when they do, they usually use the camel.
The commander goes about and doesn't even think about it, but after a few weeks he was feeling very lonely so he ordered the men to bring the camel into his tent. The men brought the camel inside his tent and the commander went to work on it.
After about an hour the commander came out, zipped up his pants and said, "So is that how the other men do it?" One of the men responded, "No sir, we usually just use the camel to ride into town."
