Things You'd Never Hear a Redneck Say

Hilarious Joke Funny Redneck
  • Wrasslin's fake.
  • Gimme some o dat mineral water.
  • You kids move from the back of the pick-up, it ain't safe!
  • Do you think my hair is too big?
  • I thought Graceland was tacky.
  • Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
  • The tires on that truck are too big.
  • I've got it all on a floppy disk.
  • Do you think this ball cap goes with this shirt?
  • Damned if that polititian ain't honest!
  • We're vegetarians.
  • I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
  • You can't feed that to the dog.
  • Trim the fat off that steak.
  • I just love the Opera
  • Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

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