Fruits and Cannibals

Hilarious Jokes - Cannibals
Three guys are exploring a jungle. All of a sudden, they were ambushed by a tribe of cannibals.

The cannibals said that they wouldn’t eat them if they bring back ten fruits of the same type. So they went to the jungle to get ten fruits.

The first guy comes back with ten oranges. The cannibals says, “You have to shove them up your a$$ without changing your expression. If you do, we’ll eat you!”
So the guy shoves the first orange up his a$$ but he winces, so the cannibals ate him.

And then the second guy comes back with 10 berries.
The cannibals says the same thing and the guy shoves 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 berries but suddenly starts to laugh, so the cannibals ate him.

Then in heaven, the first guy says to the second guy, "Why did you laugh?! You almost had it!" The second guy says, "I couldn't help it, I saw the other guy coming with pineapples!"

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