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- How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
 - He buys two cases of beer
 
- How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
 - Both of them
 
- Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
 - Because those men already have boyfriends
 
- Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
 - Because if they all went, it would be hell
 
- Why did God create man before woman?
 - Because your always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.